I Created The Best Sandwich!!!

Subject: I Created The Best Sandwich!!! Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:25 pm

Ruben, Rachel. They both have sandwiches. Why the fuck can't I have my own sandwich? Even that fucker Dagwood has his own!!! So this is my take on the classic Ruben, and I call it The Joey. Fuck you Ruben!

Anyways, keep in mind, this is all cold.

Start off with two pieces of wheat bread
Add thin sliced roast beef from your favorite deli.
Slap a piece of provolone cheese on the roast beef.
Top off with some sauerkraut (I prefer Franks). A forkful to a fork and a half is plenty.
Yellow Mustard on top of the kraut.
Add bread, and eat away!

OMMMM NOM NOM FUCKING NOM!

Subject: Re: I Created The Best Sandwich!!! Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:17 pm

I HATE SAUERKRAUT!

Subject: Re: I Created The Best Sandwich!!! Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:55 pm

oh man, you are missin out my friend!

Subject: Re: I Created The Best Sandwich!!! Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:20 am

Seriously, when my parents would cook Sauerkraut.. I'd come in the house from school and immediately want to get the hell out! It reeks and tastes horribly bad!

My parents love it, so I had to suffer. I haven't had sauerkraut now since I graduated from high school back in '95. I don't miss it AT ALL! Razz

Subject: Re: I Created The Best Sandwich!!! Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:27 am

lol i hear ya man. it is for sure a unique taste, but my german heritage loves it.

the red cabbage though.........fuck no.

Subject: Re: I Created The Best Sandwich!!! Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:53 am

I have no problem with other people liking it... just please don't cook it if I'm around... Wink

Posts : 309 Join date : 2009-10-13 Location : Phoenix

00Xtremeninja wrote:: Ruben, Rachel. They both have sandwiches. Why the fuck can't I have my own sandwich? Even that fucker Dagwood has his own!!! So this is my take on the classic Ruben, and I call it The Joey. Fuck you Ruben!

Anyways, keep in mind, this is all cold.

Start off with two pieces of wheat bread
Add thin sliced roast beef from your favorite deli.
Slap a piece of provolone cheese on the roast beef.
Top off with some sauerkraut (I prefer Franks). A forkful to a fork and a half is plenty.
Yellow Mustard on top of the kraut.
Add bread, and eat away!

OMMMM NOM NOM FUCKING NOM!

Only thing missing is the panini grill. Sounds great!

Subject: Re: I Created The Best Sandwich!!! Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:12 pm

yeah, panini would be good too.

Subject: Re: I Created The Best Sandwich!!! Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:15 pm

Sauerkraut is for queers. Who cares if I'm from Wisconsin. Shit's nasty.

Posts : 309 Join date : 2009-10-13 Location : Phoenix

Kwright315 wrote:: Sauerkraut is for queers. Who cares if I'm from Wisconsin. Shit's nasty.

Guess I'm queer.
Seriously though, place a large jar of kraut in a crockpot with a can of beer and about eight brats for four to five hours. Then serve with mustard. If you don't like that you are queer and faggot!

Subject: Re: I Created The Best Sandwich!!! Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:39 pm

Don't ruin the beer or brats!

Posts : 1218 Join date : 2009-09-22

agree with Jagged brats, kraut in a croc pot is fucking awesome i used to hate kraut till my dad made that needless to say i consumed about 1/2 of what was made.

Subject: Re: I Created The Best Sandwich!!! Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:54 pm

TaLoN wrote:: Don't ruin the beer or brats!

QFT.

Posts : 89 Join date : 2009-09-20

Oh man, I hate sauerkraut and am allergic to brats. Some German I am.

Give me rouladin and saurbraten.

Posts : 89 Join date : 2009-09-20

Oh yeah. My sandwich, the BAT.

Bacon, arugula, tomato on rye.