Classic Video Game Fight Club, Round 3

You know the drill

protoman and scorpion


pit and goro



bowser and little mac



liu kang and ryu



Michelangelo and Kirby



my choices

Protoman over Scorpion. He is Mega Mans brother, but slightly more powerful. His shield would easily block the spear and many other attacks. Scorpion would get pissed and try fire attack, but Protoman would shoot his skull clear off his face.

Goro takes down Pit. Pit would fly all over the damn place, but Goros arms would catch him, crush him, and then he would get jumped on. Fatality.

Little Mac over Bowser. Bowser is classic evil, but so is Mike Tyson. Mac beat Tyson (depending on how good you were) Mac wins with three star powered upper cuts.

Ryu over Liu Kang. Barely. The showdown of the biggest fighting games most iconic figures. Gotta give Ryu the slight advantage here as the Hayduken < Fire balls. but, Ryu gets caught off guard with the fireballs in mid air trick.

Kirby over Mikey. Mikey gets his nunchucks eaten and stolen. Kirby uses them to beat the hell out of the turtle.

Scorpion over Protoman; HELLO! Scorpion is already dead!!! Sure Proto has that shield, but if Scorp is fast enough, he'll warp from one side to the other and launch that spear. Besides, he has one of my favorite video game lines ever... GET OVER HERE!

Goro over Pit; seriously?

Lil Mac over Bowser; left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right... STAR! Down Bowser goes!

Liu Kang over Ryu; Could Ryu turn into a fucking dragon? Shit, give me E. Honda and that 1,000 hand slap over Ryu!

Kirby over Mike; only because the Turtles that were in video games were the pussified version.

the turtles video games were awesome! well, the first one sucked, but arcade version and then turtles in time on the snes, it was what a side scrolling beat em up should be!!!!!

tie breakers via google fights

bowser 487 thousand hits landed
little mac 49 million hits landed

little mac wins

ryu 1.5 million hits landed
liu kang 475k hits landed

ryu wins