Classic Video Game Fight Club, Round 4

Samus and Bomberman


Simon (Castlevania) and Jimmy (Double Dragon)



Reptile and Ganon



Princess Toadstool and Sonya Blade



Contra and Battletoads



my picks

Samus over Bomberman. Bomberman knows how to blow shit up, and thats about it. Samus gets a bomb 3 seconds within the first Metroid game.

Simon Belmont whips Jimmy to death. I love ninjas, but a mace whip along with some other special power ups can't help Jimmy in this one. Even if his brother Billy were there, Simon would win. He killed Dracula. He crushed Draculas bones, and has a long heritage of family members killing Dracula.

Ganon with the win over Reptile. Reptile is my fav MK character, but Gannon in his many forms would be too much for Reptile. Especially in the later Zelda games.

Princess T over Sonya Blade. This bitch was hooking Mario up in SMB3. You know she would use those powers to help her out in a battle. Sonya might have a sonic wave to use, but it is no match against a P-Wing Tanuki suit combo.

Contra guys get slight win over Battle Toads. Both games incredibly fun but incredibly difficult. Battletoads was the reason I bought a Game Genie, and I still couldn't beat it. even this day, can't beat it. Contra, the only way you win that game is with the Konami code. Spread gun owns the Toads this time.

Looks like i had the same picks

Samus, by far.

Reptile, because he is by far my favorite MK character ever, despite being Mileena's bitch.

Sonya over Princess T. T may have the equipment, but she is a little bitch for sure, and would easily be destroyed by a much more aggressive Sonya.

Contra. Ezpz, mac n cheesy.

Samus over Bomberman; Samus was the first video game (that I can remember) where there was a code to see her almost naked! Nothing greater then 16-bit hot chicks.. even the Sears catalog couldn't beat it!

Simon over Jimmy; Simon always had the better music, the cooler weapons and .... "what a horrible night to have a curse"... FUCK! Oh well even that shitty break in the game didn't keep me from finishing the 2nd game!

Reptile over Ganon; how can you not like a person who's actually a large fucking lizard!?

Sonya over Princess; If the Princess was so powerful... why the fuck did she get kidnapped in the first fucking place!? At least when Sonya was kidnapped you could see her in the back ground all tied up... which was kid of sexy in a twisted way. Too bad 16-bit Samus was never bound like that, otherwise there'd be a masturbation record that would have been unbreakable.

Contra over Battle Toads; obviously you have "the code," but even without that... nothing was better then "Rapid Spread" in terms of guns!

princess didn't get caught because she was weak. she got "caught" because she like the gang bang.

00Xtremeninja wrote:

princess didn't get caught because she was weak. she got "caught" because she like the gang bang.

Zoophile, for sure.

00Xtremeninja wrote:

princess didn't get caught because she was weak. she got "caught" because she like the gang bang.