GDT 1/28 Wild @ Avs

Round 2 of olde tyme fun GDT.




Tonight the Minnesota Wild will play the Colorado Forsbergs.....Sakics........Wolskis! At the Pepsi Center (when the rest of the NHL drinks Coke like real hockey fans!)

After flying high to the Mile High City, the Wild are coming off an ass kicking of the Detroit Redwings. Mikko Koivu is well rested after being hand fed grapes by the hot flight attendants on Frontier Airlines. Latendresse is excited to be back on the point board again and his appearance questionable girlfriend wrote him a song about his goal. He then had a sandwich and a liter of whiskey before falling asleep. Look for these two warlords to light shit up against the Avs tonight.

After watching the game, Avs goalie Craig Andersen was quoted saying "Shit, they looked good. Excuse me while I clean the corn crusted crap from my underpants in preparation for this powerhouse." Ebbett's goal provided the unexpected bowel movement from the Avs goaltender.

Interviewers caught up to the young squad of the Avs and asked them what they were doing to prepare for the game. An unidentified player stated "Well, considering I am only 19, I can't go to the bars with my team mates. So I ate some Peeps, drank a glass of milk, kissed my bunny goodnight, and fell asleep around 8:30." It should be noted Owen Nolan was finishing his 9th pint of Guinnes at 8:30 and eating hot wings. He feels the blood soaked farts will provide him with the boost he needs to score some goals.

Quote of the day: "It's about fucking time I have a team that plays a solid 60 mins in front of me!!!!" --Josh Harding.

Fun Stat: The Wild own the series against the Avs this year. When talking to coach Richards about it, he removed himself from his two sexy blonde escorts and he said "why we have success? because I am Matlock bitch!" Nobody knows what it means, but it sounded awesome when he said it.

Nik Backstrom will more than likely get the start in net tonight. The Finnish goaltender is looking to impress his home country to earn the starting position in the Olympics. Finnish scouts were on hand and when asked about their supposed #1 goalie, Mikka Kippersof, "he's sucking balls and so are the Flames." Words of wisdom folks.

Cal Clutterbuck intends on hitting every player as well as rectangle of plexiglass in the arena tonight. Look for him to be delivering bruises!

Wild win this shit 3-1.

Everything sounded good....besides the fact that Zanon didn't get a goal

Harding starting his first of back to backs?

Bleh. Loss tonight. Thanks.

ah fuck, it was Ebby with the goal. fixed!

Still, good reason for an unexpected bowel movement nonetheless

They won.

Wake up people.

Harding rules!

fuck yeah Harding is looking like his old self you know what that means right TRADE VALUE i kid i kid.

But when you look at how many point we've left on the table to be 2 points out of 8th is damn nice, just in the last month how many times did we come out flat?

Great game by harding and the boys.

Well with Backstrom's no trade clause, it's not like he's the movable player... unfortunately.

TaLoN wrote:

Well with Backstrom's no trade clause, it's not like he's the movable player... unfortunately.

yeah, i wonder what GMCF would have done last year, aside from well talking to Backs before he had those amazing stats. but trade wise we could have easily gotten T6 players and picks for backs. Still too bad