Classic Video Game Fight Club Round 2

today we will have 10 contestants enter the arena. here is today's battles

Megaman VS Luigi



Mario VS Sonic



Link VS Blaster Master



Toad VS Dr. Wily



Donkey Kong VS M. Bison



My votes

Mega Man, he shoots you, kills you, and takes your power. Luigi is defenseless
Sonic over Mario. Sonic is too fast for Mario and cuts him up with his razor blade spines. That little bitch Tails comes over to help fuck shit up too.
Link takes Blaster Master. BM has the sweet car, but when he is outside of it, he is weak and almost powerless. Link easily gets the win using bombs, boomerangs, and sword.
Dr. Wily kills Toad. He's an evil fucking genius. Toad is a scared little bitch. Mario is dead, toad is on his own and made into a cream of mushroom soup.
DK with a close win over Bison. Bison tries his arsenal of attacks, but no luck over Kongs brute force. Diddy shows up at some point, but Bison kills him

This one, I'm concurring 100% with Ninja.

Mega Man, mostly because Luigi just rode Mario's coat tails while nobody rides Mega Man's tail! Plus, Mega Man needs a "pizza" attack!

Sonic over Mario, short italian vs a quick little fucker? Please, Mario wouldn't see it coming.

Blaster Master over Link. Seriously, what the fuck is a little fucking bow and arrow going to do when BM just sits in his tank? Not to mention BM could "jump" on top of the little fucking elf with his tank! And I know what you are thinking... what if he gets out of his tank? All it would take is one shot to connect and then.. *pause* (if you've played BM before... you'll get the joke.)

Dr. Wily kills Toad. Ok what the fuck is with using all of the people from Mario? The only thing Toad was ever good for was bringing shrooms... Wily would just send his most useless robot in to kill Toad... "highbot." Of course the power to get "high" would bring Mega Man running to get the power... but that's a different battle.

DK with a close win over Bison. Bison can use all the attacks he's got... but one barrel to the mellon is all it would take. Not to mention Bison would have a bitch of a time trying to get through that "moving platform" level (using old school DK for this one.)

the pause trick was the only way i could beat blaster master. lol

00Xtremeninja wrote:

the pause trick was the only way i could beat blaster master. lol

join the club! But you have to admit... that's still the ultimate trick to use in video games!

oh hell yeah it is, Mega Man 1 too. yellow demon was much easier

Mega Man, Sonic, Link, Wily, and DK

Link cannot lose...he is just an all around hero. He can even travel back in time if he has to. The other ones are self explanatory.

Dee Oh Cee wrote:

Mega Man, Sonic, Link, Wily, and DK

Link cannot lose...he is just an all around hero. He can even travel back in time if he has to. The other ones are self explanatory.

what is Link again? An Elf? Fuck the Elf and that fucking recorder he fucking plays! (sorry, still being a bit childish over the idea of being able to swear here.)

lol!

That ocarina is very useful, mind you

zamboni14 wrote:

Dee Oh Cee wrote:

Mega Man, Sonic, Link, Wily, and DK

Link cannot lose...he is just an all around hero. He can even travel back in time if he has to. The other ones are self explanatory.

what is Link again? An Elf? Fuck the Elf and that fucking recorder he fucking plays! (sorry, still being a bit childish over the idea of being able to swear here.)

I refuse to apologize for this and will continue to swear any fucking time I feel like it!

I concur with ninja except with Mario. Mario is the fucking godfather. You dont fuck with the fucking godfather!

tomorrow will be double thread on this. had a long day of moving shit today and don't feel like making rnd 3 right now. so tomorrow get your voting caps on, its gonna be a rumble!

dude... you changed your avatar, and after you finally explained it to me (after what seemed like years of seeing those two kids on crack!)

But you got to love AVGN!

yeah, switching up the Avatar for a while. heh, AVGN is the shit.

tie breaker. all tie breakers will be determined by Google Fights

Toad: 1 million hits landed
Dr. Wily: 47 thousand hits landed

toad is the winner.

00Xtremeninja wrote:

yeah, switching up the Avatar for a while. heh, AVGN is the shit.

Have you watched his "Castlevania" special yet? The one where he plays the first game, then the second & third? (it's a two part episode.)

oh yeah, i am up to date on it all.

I also enjoy his other stuff, like the monster madness and the board james episodes. he brings back a lot of fond childhood memories

Do you ever watch the Irate Gamer?

i have seen it once or twice. should give it another shot.