Official Canucks Thread!!

Posts : 309 Join date : 2009-10-13 Location : Phoenix

cehnehdeh wrote:

Jagged Ice wrote:: Then you have that goalie! Can't win the big ones! Cloutier X 2!

Luongo out duelled Ryan Miller just like he's been out dueling all the top tier goalies all season long.

did Cloutier ever make an olympic squad? Nope.

TERRIBLE comparison sucker of cock!

I like your offense and defense...splendid performance tonight as usual. But I guarantee you the Canucks are not hoisting the cup this year because of Luongo. He can't handle the pressure! In May I'll say I told you so! And you will say "Jagged you were so right, Lou is a sieve. I'm going back to male ass fucking! Cuz I'm such a homo that loves to eat cock and take it up the old highway!"

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Jagged Ice wrote:

cehnehdeh wrote:

Jagged Ice wrote:: Then you have that goalie! Can't win the big ones! Cloutier X 2!

Luongo out duelled Ryan Miller just like he's been out dueling all the top tier goalies all season long.

did Cloutier ever make an olympic squad? Nope.

TERRIBLE comparison sucker of cock!

I like your offense and defense...splendid performance tonight as usual. But I guarantee you the Canucks are not hoisting the cup this year because of Luongo. He can't handle the pressure! In May I'll say I told you so! And you will say "Jagged you were so right, Lou is a sieve. I'm going back to male ass fucking! Cuz I'm such a homo that loves to eat cock and take it up the old highway!"

When Luongo is on he's the best in the business. (As he's PROVEN)

If the Canucks were to win the Cup you'd be singing the praises of the Canucks O and D but if they dont win it it's all Luongos fault?

You're fucking dellusional you 2 way pie holed mother fucker!

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Pretty much Jay...I can't lose here. Canucks win I'm a fan. Canucks lose it's cuz Luongo sucked again.

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You suck at keeping an argument going!

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Yeah try me!! Wild got a new coach so we lost in October and November. Since then we are all that. Just remember the Canucks/Wild last meeting. Ass eater! Male ass that is!

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Jagged Ice wrote:: Yeah try me!! Wild got a new coach so we lost in October and November. Since then we are all that. Just remember the Canucks/Wild last meeting. Ass eater! Male ass that is!

I'm not overly upset with the Canucks being a mere 8-1-1 VS Minnesota over their last 10 games. One has to think they'd have a bad game against the Mild eventually right?

As I said elsewhere, you use dildos on yourself as opposed to human penis only because like the imminent PHO move, you're in denial!

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OK we"ll see how smart you are when you meet the Yotes or Wild first round in the Playoffs and get your asses handed to you as Luongo will allow too many goals against! I hope you guys win though! I like the Canucks. Canucks suck! Cehnehdeh blows dudes! I have pictures!

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Phoenix is staying home. You should see the crowds! Can't even get a seat. Cehnehdeh uses lube with his ass vibrators!

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cehnehdeh wrote:: 76 points for Danny Sedin and 3 of the top 5+/- players in the league are Canucks.

OV only has 70 points.

This is supposed to be your team and you can't distinguish Daniel from Henrik? Razz

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In Ceh's defense, he knew it was Henrik?

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Well I'm sure he knows but I'm just giving him shit for the typo...why would you defend such a person?

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Dee Oh Cee wrote:: Well I'm sure he knows but I'm just giving him shit for the typo...why would you defend such a person?

I kinda like the guy! He's one of the good ones! I'll forever have his back.

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lol! I guess my sarcasm didn't transfer well on that one Razz

I'm on your side.

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Yea Henrik, not Danny (duh). I was too busy trying to think up fresh ass jokes I guess.

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Once again...last night...I had too much to drink. 40oz

Note to self...stay off the boards when that trashed.

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Jagged Ice wrote:: Once again...last night...I had too much to drink.
Note to self...stay off the boards when that trashed.

Fuck that! Post MOAR!!!

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Canucks won again last night at home making it 8 straight home victories. Samuelsson gets 1st star of the week with a shit load of goals in very few games.

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Screw you and your faggy orca team.

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mplspug wrote:: Screw you and your faggy orca team.

If it meant a Cup i'd bend over and tell all the boys to line up.

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Hahhaha you sick bastard.

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cehnehdeh wrote:

mplspug wrote:: Screw you and your faggy orca team.

If it meant a Cup i'd bend over and tell all the boys to line up.

Here you go bitch...
*Official* Canucks Thread!! - Page 8 Ceramic-cups

Grab yer ankles and pony up!

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mplspug wrote:

cehnehdeh wrote:

mplspug wrote:: Screw you and your faggy orca team.

If it meant a Cup i'd bend over and tell all the boys to line up.

Here you go bitch...
*Official* Canucks Thread!! - Page 8 Ceramic-cups

Grab yer ankles and pony up!

After last nights dismal showing my asshole won't be making an airy "phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" sound anytime soon!

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You would know what would happen after.

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Dee Oh Cee wrote:: You would know what would happen after.

Um, he didn't say when that sound is made. So I guess you kind of just admitted to something.

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mplspug wrote:

Dee Oh Cee wrote:: You would know what would happen after.

Um, he didn't say when that sound is made. So I guess you kind of just admitted to something.

DoC is one.sick.fuck.

Quick everyone, lock up your puppies!

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